About banjocollege.com

Technically, banjocollege.com is a religion, but that's only for tax-evasion purposes. Unless you're interested in tithing (PayPal is fine), you can totally ignore the spiritual aspects of the academy.

banjocollege.com was founded not long after the turn of the century to fill a void in the academic community. The Banjo Board of Regents (or BBoR for short) was formed and a charter was drafted.

BBoR scientists immediatly set to work on an inference engine capable of discovering a dot-com domain name which had not yet been taken. Through years of lexographic research, it was determined that the least likely pair of words to be used in the same sentence were banjo and college.

A domain name was born.

A generous endowment was obtained from the Xanthippe foundation (the words generous, endowment, and Xanthippe were determined by BBoR scientists to be used fairly often in the same sentence, but that's quite another story), and the domain name was purchased. Server space was reserved, and a million monkeys were put on retainer. A million iMacs were ordered. CodeMonkey was consulted.

Unfortunately, a freak spit-take accident destroyed the napkin on which our charter was scribbled.

Since that time, we've careened along, a driverless fuel truck in the wrong lane of the information superhighway.

Perhaps it was the Boys from Engineering who described banjocollege.com best in a recent communique, "Jesus, Stubby! You really are a pompous bastard, aren't you?"