5-7-5

Happy Haiku Day
Don't like our date format, pal?
Go back to Europe.

My wife Xanthippe
Pisses me right the hell off
Twenty years so far

Professor Haff's girl
Went to the prom yesterday
What could go wrong, hmm?

That cat better move
I'm getting out my hammer
Then we'll see what's what

Doktor Schroedinger
Wants to renegotiate
Demands more money

Xanthippe contributes the following:

You'd better not bitch
It really pisses me off
I might punch your face