Communique

Note: the following text was transcribed from an audio tape smuggled out of Cuba. The tape consists of a series of strange clicking noises. BBoR decoders reveal that it seems to be some sort of combination of EBCDIC and pidgin Morse Code.

GREETINGS FROM GITMO STOP WISH YOU WERE HERE STOP WEATHER FINE TORTURE NOT TOO BAD POTS WHITE CHAIR SUCKS STOP NO WIFI STOP SEND LAWYERS GUNS AND MONEY STOP DAD GET ME OUT OF THIS STOP