Also spracht Schroedinger

The trade rags and eZines are abuzz these last few days over rumors of Schroedinger's contract renegotiations. It would be foolish of me to play spin doctor at this point.

Let me instead just state that Herr Doktor is still under contract with banjocollege.com (that's banjocollege.com) and, while we continue to negotiate in good faith with his estimable (and lovely) agent, the August Advisor continues his work unabated.

Don't believe me? Check out the latest column, posted just today on the old home place.

As is typical of the Lying Damned Liberal Media, many news outlets have charged that the Professor's words were pre-recorded long before contract negotiations broke down. They further charge that the good Doktor is now chillin' in the South of France (or SoF for short) on my nickel.

Let me just say that these charges are total bullshit.

Even as we speak, the Physicist in Question (or PiQ for short) is slaving away in the bowels of the Banjo College Administration building, poking violently at a 1956 Underwood Extremo with his index fingers. As long as the chains hold, we'll have content throughout the new milleneum and beyond.

Fear not, banjo enthusiast. His contract is as iron-clad as the cell (I mean cubicle) where he now languishes. The fair Ursula herself could not habeas that corpus with anything short of C-4 and a fully loaded Abrams.

So, once again, for your spiritual edification and the good of all, I give you

Ask Dr. Schroedinger, Episode 2.