banjocollege.com is slightly concerned about your privacy. Actually, concerned is a strong word for how we feel about your privacy, but there is some slim hint of something there, so we've decided to make a privacy page. Besides, all the real websites have them.

Your Email Address:

If you send us an email, here is a list of all the things we will do with your email address:

  • respond to your email if it's funny or interesting enough
  • forward your diploma or superhero registry certificate if:
    • you apply for certification by email and:
    • the check clears
Here is a list of all the things we will NOT do with your email address:

  • sell it
  • publish it
  • use it to keep you updated on the goings-on here at the academy

Your Personal Information:

Any personal information that you give us can and will be used against you.

Any personal information we garner through other sources (rumor, innuendo, conspiracy theories, our own wicked imaginations) will also be used.

If you have a funny name, we'll use it. If you live in West Virginia or Ohio, we'll deride you for it.

Your Superhero Information:

Many superheroes have contacted us about the Superhero Name Registry (or SNUR for short). To them, the idea of a public database listing their superpowers, secret identities, and weaknesses is slightly alarming. Our official response to them is this:

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However, on a case-by-case basis, if sufficient argument is made on behalf of the public good (paypal is fine), we may be convinced to remove your superhero information from public view. Please contact the Registrar for more information.