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When you catch up to your ass I'll be waiting
for you again you greasy little fuckstain.
Didn't think it was me, did you, you little
cocksmoker?
Now you'll get a bit of respite from seeing
my wife as she injured herself while trying not to
laugh at your
tiny cock, but when she returns to work if you so much as
glance at her again I'll take your fucking eyes.
You've seen the wife and you've seen
me. The preferred answer to the obvious question of “What
the hell is she doing with him”
is “He must
hang like a fucking elephant”. Given the evident disparity,
I'm sure you have no doubt of the lengths to which I will go to
see that she is not distressed.
As to whether you have any chance with me,
unfortunately I usually go for the less effeminate guys. If I want
a guy then I want a guy, unowamsayin.
Plus, from what I hear you don't hang too low. I like me some
sausage.
And in closing, what kind of useless
motherfucker says "she doesn't even know I exist"? That
kind of shit is pathetic for a ten year old. Why don't you pull
your mommy's tongue out of your ass for a little while and man up.
I'd call you a bitch but then I'd have to listen to shit from
bitches and you ain't worth that kind
of time.
P.S.
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Here’s a quick lesson in Applying Physics.
The human ribcage is a flexible construct
that is designed to absorb shock while protecting the organs it
contains. The downside of this flexibility is that it can be used
to create havoc in the several organ systems that border the
ribcage.
One of these organs is the
spleen. Splenic injury is
incredibly difficult to diagnose and the only real treatment for
it is splenectomy, or the slicing open
of you abdominal wall and the removal of the spleen and the
cautery of several major blood
vessels . Most doctors will tell you
that they would rather deal with a gunshot wound to the torso than
a possible splenic injury.
Surprisingly little blunt force, when directed properly, is
required to push the bottom, most flexible portion, of the ribcage
into the spleen. The result of which is the same as slapping an
overfilled water balloon.
Why do I mention that, you ask?
I'm gonna rupture your spleen for
using "the
internets". I the only thing I hate worse than greasy little
mommy fucking cuntrags that accost my
wife is old and busted funny.
P.P.S
| Isn't that just like a wop?
Brings a knife to a gun fight |
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