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Ask Dr. Schrödinger

 

 

 

Dear Doctor Schrödinger,

 

Could you do me a favor and kick Stubby’s Self-righteous ass?

 

- 1/2

 

 

 

Brother 1/2,

 

Fuck you, and the horse in upon which you rode.

 

Stubby's my dog, yo. Why you gotta be hatin. One love brother, one love.

 

As to your assertion of brother Phillips' self-righteousness, I cannot argue that point effectively as the second sentence above was originally ",and the horse you rode in on." and due to the Stubster's rather inflexible views on the ending of sentences with prepositions, what you see is what he made me change it to. (Editor’s note:  I believe what the doctor meant was, “…to which he made me change it.”) But why you got beef with Stubby's ass? Insert beat ass -izzle reference here. And make it funny.

 

One would think that the extreme length of the line to do so would discourage one from desiring to apply any type of meat to the dank, sweaty hindquarters in question.

 

No you di'int. You just called Stubby teh gay.

 

Yes I di'id.  Don't spend your concern over brother Phillips. He has a standing invitation to bust me in the eye with no repercussions any time he scrapes together enough sack to do so. I'm just trying to encourage him.

 

So in conclusion, do it yourself, pussy.

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