Dear Doctor Schrödinger,

I think you pussied out in your response to Rube Sheep.  You contend that the form of the question was inappropriate, but the substance was completely valid. What about steroids in baseball?  And when will we get that addictive weed?

Oh, you also suck, fag.

-Not Rube Sheep, Honest

OK. You got me there. I was feeling a little indolent when I got that question. Fucking sue me. 

While I share Rube Sheep’s consternation with our beady-eyed, flapping-headed neighbors to the North, I just wasn’t in the mood to be baited by his faux neo-conservative attempts at humor.

In reference to the addictive weed, I say addiction is a disease, so you’re not trying hard enough, shitbreak.

Start looking at the man in the mirror, try asking him to change his ways.

And lastly, I’m going to leave the commentary on the steroid thing to a true professional.

Ladies and Gentlemen:  Mr. Lewis Black

P.S. Was that you last night?  I didn’t realize they made penises that small.

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