Garthar Agmodniak

3/27-Present The Olive Factory
Night Shift Maintenance Technician. Duties include regular maintenance and inspection of the legion of robots packing the olives in little olive-shaped jars and packing the jars in olive-shaped cartons and packing the cartons in olive shaped trucks.

Most notable achievment: Automatic Beating Machine for the Robot Galley Slaves in the Pimento Stuffing Division (ABMftRGSitPSD). Saved the company fourteen overseer chips and a 555 drum unit.

BS, Robotics and Computer Science. University of the Middle of the Nowhere.